I drove 2500 miles, and all I got was this lousy cap. And a tote bag. And a bunch of memories.

"Ceci n'est pas une Kap."

This is not a 'Kap'.


The Treachery of Images (French: La Trahison des images [la tʁaizɔ̃ dez imaʒ], 1928–29, sometimes translated as The Treason of Images) also known as This Is Not a Pipe^[2] and The Wind and the Song,^[3] is a painting by the Belgian surrealist painter René Magritte.

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100% synthetic material, stretchy and wicking. A kind gift from a friend, and a warning to potential car thieves.

Tenacious B.

Fluorescent orange, reflective stripes, four LED lights (two low-beam, two high-beam).

Think anyone will notice?

High yellow.

OTTO brand unstructured cotton ball cap, picked up at Big Bend National Park. It's a fav.

Short-Stack for breakfast.

Honey man-bun.

No commentary.

Drugstore Cowboy.

Another unstructured cotton cap acquired on my recent circumnavigation of Texas. This hat was a gift from a new-found friend. She purchased it at the Ft. Davis Drug Store in Fort Davis, Texas.

It's comfy, sits on my head well, and is highly prized. Thanks, Gretchen!

Howdy, Tex!

On my recent 8-day, 2600 mile Lap of Texas, I acquired four new hats. I'll be posting them here in chronological order.

This was my first acquisition. It a simple cotton ballcap, sold as a fund-raiser for the Save Tex Randall campaign in Canyon, Texas. Unstructured. I got it at the Panhandle-Plains Historical Museum (along with a parking ticket) at West Texas A&M.



I'll be going back to see Tex again... and to PPHM or WTAM (but I'll park more carefully).

Get stuffed.

Cotton 'driving cap' from MINI USA Motoring Accessories. Unstructured, one-size fits all, elastic back, embroidered MINI logo.

I leave it in my car as an emergency cap, but I can also stuff it into my jacket pocket (or back pocket, or camera bag pocket). Not much else to say. Not much eye protection from the sun, but good scalp protection from the sunroof and cool air.

Cool air: coming soon to a sub-tropical region near me.

TR Negative.

Another Terlingua cap, specifically a Terlingua Racing Team cap.  Gold on black instead of the traditional black on gold.

I needed another cap.

Old soldiers never die. They fade into yard hats.

This is a hybrid hat. The leather band with pheasant feathers came off a 'lawn-deceased' Stetson straw I had many years ago (purchased at the flagship Neiman-Marcus store in downtown Dallas in the early 1990s). This hat came from REI. It's made of 'Toyo Straw', which isn't straw at all, but rolled paper.

I usually wear it backwards, so the torn brim is to the back. I'm cool that way.

All hat, no cattle.

A Stetson 10X 'Rancher' straw with side vents. Like me, it was made in Texas by Texans.

Happy Anniversary! Remember the Alamo!

March 2nd, 2016: The 180th Anniversary of Texas' Declaration of Independence. The 30th Anniversary of P.M. and Linden's Declaration of Interdependence.

The cotton bucket hat displays the image of the Zavala Flag from the Texas War of Independence (although the flag design was white on a blue background). A white hat is much more functional in the sub-tropics than a royal blue one would be.

It's been too long.

Me and Chester.

Here's a borrowed cap. It belongs to my wife, Linden. She got it when we were at Wurstfest in New Braunfels last month. It was the last one they had. None for me. Made in China, it's 70% wool and 30% nylon. It's an 'Official Oktoberfest' cap. I like it a lot. Loden green is my color.

Standing behind me is a bronze statue of Fleet Admiral Chester A. Nimitz, Commander in Chief, United States Pacific Fleet (CinCPac), for U.S. naval forces and Commander in Chief, Pacific Ocean Areas (CinCPOA), for U.S. and Allied air, land, and sea forces during World War II. He's wearing a nice cap, too.

The statue stands at the National Museum of the Pacific War in Fredericksburg, Texas (Nimitz's home town). Behind his statue is part of the old 'ship-like' Nimitz Hotel that belonged to his father.

Straw man.

This is the why: 93°F, 64% relative humidity, at 2 p.m.

Gad zooks! A new hat!

A couple of years ago (or less), I gave my mesh-back cap to my nephew living in So-Cal... sort of a talisman. He's in the tv/film industry, he admired my cap (Cooper's Old Tyme Pit BBQ, Llano, Texas), and so I gave it to him.

I've been half-heartedly keeping my eyes open for a replacement, but nothing suitable presented itself. Until today.

Made in Viet Nam (further blurring of the line between victory and defeat). All black, 1/2 mesh, hook'n loop closure strap... and a simple logo design that is graphically striking.

Dzuik's Meat Market is in Castroville, Texas, and is a Texas-Polish butcher in a Texas-Alsatian town. We went there today as my birthday treat. We got a steak, some chicken fajita meat, a couple of dried beef-and-pork sausages (regular and jalapeño), and a pound of parisa.

Nice hat from Dzuik's (pronounced GEE-ucks in Polish... Zooks in Texan).

Editor's Note: I have been informed by a young lady of the Dzuik family that they pronounce Dzuik as "Juke." Well, there you go.

Modeling.

Pop crowns Princess Claire. When asked for a comment, the new princess stated, "Pop's silly."

Documentation

Original art: June Anne LaGrone