An infomercial

A classic.

My membership perk for supporting my local Classical Music station was a choice between a canvas tote and an unstructured cotton ball cap. Selecting the tote (the standard gift for supporting public broadcast stations since about 1868) might also be construed as lending tacit support for the city of Austin's socialist-driven plastic bag ban. Selecting the ball cap would allow me to protect my scalp... and post to this blog.

Easy choice. Freedom from sunburn, nanny-state tyranny, and pop music!